Confessions of a Car Nut
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If you met me on the street, you would probably think I am a relatively normal person. However, in the interests of full disclosure I must report that I suffer from an incurable genetic sickness: a lust for neat cars. A few years ago I had 6 cars, now only one. I think I'm in a temporary remission. I'm not a car dealer, although my father was a very good one. And while that in itself does not prove that I am suffering from a genetic disorder, I invite you to read on...
There is a basic principle which governs the "Car Nut" (as we are known to the medical profession):
"The number of cars owned will expand to fill the space available". This is McCafferty's First Law.
A perfect example is junk yards.
My kind of Car Nut disorder is particularly pernicious. I lust after exotics. I am relentlessly driven to own and/or drive the most extraordinary of automobiles. Pictured above are the cars of the Mikie's Fun House #2 era. In the foreground is the 1959 Scaglietti Corvette, then the white 1992 Mitsubishi 3000 GT-VR4 Twin Turbo (my daily driver 1992-1996, a fabulous road car!), followed by the blue with white stripes '96 Viper GTS, and last in line is the 1967 Ferrari 275GTB/4.
The Early Years I grew up with this car sickness. My father also suffered from it. He was a Ford dealer from 1954-1990 (?) (McCafferty Ford, Langhorne, PA) and as a kid I would love to hang out at the dealership. It was like a fantasy land to me. All the different cars, the tools, the lifts, the mechanics, the grease and oil and gas, the bodywork, the salesmen with fat wads of cash in their pockets, the sounds and smells and sights. Yeah, I would have to blame it on my father. He would take me to places like the Indy 500, or Watkins Glen to watch the races, and tell me stories of legends like Barney Oldfield, Nuvolari, and so many more. I would love it the best when the Ford Racing team did their pre-race preparation in the secret service bays of my father's dealership, just before taking the finished cars over to the race track next door (the Langhorne Speedway, now gone). There I could meet and shake hands with greats like Fireball Roberts, and Tiny Lund while wandering around in a maze of high performance tires and engines. Christmas couldn't have been better! It wasn't just limited to race cars and Fords, because Dad brought neat stuff home all the time, one of the advantages of having a car dealership. He had some totally awesome rides that I remember: a drop dead gorgeous black Jaguar XK-150s roadster (Click here to read that great story!), a Pantera, MG-TF, and even one day he brought home a 1/4 midget dirt track car. Mostly, he would bring home a Ford, either a neighbor-customer's car in for service, or a demo unit, or maybe an interesting used car. It was always something to look forward to, especially in autumn when the new models came out. My first car was a 1950 Ford 4-door, mostly rusted out, only 150 bucks. Although it was my first car, I never really had much of a love affair with it. It was just plain butt ugly. Late one night I had driven it off road to go ice skating at a nearby lake. When I went to start it up later, it was totally dead. I walked to a phone and called my dad and asked if he had any suggestions. He said "Do you have a match?" When I said yes, his short answer left no room for misunderstanding: "Burn it!" I should have done it, of course, just to have fun with him, but I needed the transportation, so I figured out how to get it started on my own, which was probably what he was telling me, in a roundabout Dad kind of way. I drove it for maybe a year, until my license was suspended for a couple of months. So I took the engine apart to see how it worked. Never got it back together, figured it was better to buy another car for a hundred bucks than to put the first one in running condition. I owned only one other 4-door car. The next one was "Blue Cloud", a light blue '50 Chevy coupe with Powerglide (automatic) transmission. It had a great back seat, a very desirable feature for cars of my early years. One of my favorites was a 1948 Ford coupe. It looked like it was painted with a broom, in a dust storm, by a drunk on a motorcycle. Work with me, I'm trying to draw a picture here. Anyway, it was a lot of fun to drive, partly because it made a lot of noise with it's flathead V-8 and blown out muffler. One of my more unforgettable cars wasn't even mine. I was just borrowing it for the day from my father, who was getting some work done on it for his mother. But this was no ordinary grandmotherly car. This one was a 1956 Ford, all white and with a black racing stripe running across the hood, over the roof and down the trunk. You don't see too many grandmothers driving cars with racing stripes, especially in those days. She complained to him that she was always having trouble finding her car in shopping center parking lots, because a white 56 Ford was rather common. So he took her car and had it striped. And she liked it! I love that story. Anyway, here I am driving this racy looking 56 Ford, I'm right out in front of High School, everybody is hanging out front, catching a smoke before class starts, and I'm cruising down the street, trying to find the ashtray in this unfamiliar car, and when I look up there is a car stopped dead in front of me and I have no place to go. I can still see the hood of my grandmother's car crumpling up in slow motion, and remember my face being slammed into the wheel. And the sound of the crash: as the guy I hit was pushed into the guy in front of him, and that guy was pushed into the next one, etc. There were five wrecked cars right in front of high school, and that McCafferty kid, that constant troublemaker, was at the root of it. Injuries were slight, I got the worst of it, and it wasn't that bad. Those were the days before frivolous lawsuits, or else I would still be paying for whiplash claims. "GoldenRod" came next, a '54 Mercury hardtop, yellow with black roof, rolled and pleated yellow and black imitation leather interior, and continental kit for the spare. Mellow glass pack dual exhausts. Automatic. That car would cruise forever. Drove it 22 hours non-stop (except for refueling) from the Mason Dixon line to Ft. Lauderdale Florida for Spring Break, with 5 other guys along for the ride to help pay for gas. Another college car was the "Green Giant", a 1957 Ford Fairlane with a police interceptor engine, stick shift, and looking very mild in green and white paint. It made many high speed runs between the local girls-only colleges and my guys-only college hidden out in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in the panhandle of Maryland. To celebrate the miracle of my graduation from college, my father presented me with a poppy red '64 Mustang, a 3 speed, six cylinder coupe. I drove it for about a year and traded it in on one with a lot more power: a 1965 Mustang GT Hi-Performance convertible. I drove that car for two years, all over the states of Maryland, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Virginia, doing my duty as an IBM salesrep selling computers in Appalachia (and I actually sold a bunch of 'em!). Many weekends, I raced the car in SCCA rallies and autocrosses.
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First Jag
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The Pantera
A 1972 Pantera was my daily driver for about 6 months, until the doctor said that I had to sell it because it was hurting my back, which needed surgery. Bought that car brand new (they're worth 5 times the price now), from my uncle's Ford dealership in Trenton, NJ. I remember bringing home the Christmas tree on the roof, tied down with ropes. I also remember that it could go from 0-100 faster than any other car I had driven to date. What a rocket! |
First Ferrari![]() I first saw the painfully beautiful lines of the 1965 Ferrari 275 GTB Short Nose, at a Jaguar dealership in Wilmette, Illinois. I was looking for something "different" to drive, and nothing was turning me on until the salesman took me back to the service department to show me what they had just taken in trade on a new Jag. It was definitely in rough shape, but it was beautiful to me! Only $8,500! (in 1989-90 these cars would sell for more than a million. If I had only known then!) I took the car home and drove it very little because of the poor weather and road conditions in the Chicago area. Sold it two years later for exactly what I paid for it. |
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Then there was a '72 Chevy Vega, a car so flimsy that it must have been designed to be disposable. Bought it for $400, wholesale, and I finally gave it away to good friend Katie Baxley. It was so much trouble I couldn't bear to ask money for it because I knew she would need it for repairs. Soon after there was a little red Sunbeam Alpine roadster, cute as a bug in a rug, but it was always coming loose in the head bolts and blowing head gaskets, overheating, and finally it just seized up. Didn't mind seeing that bucket of trouble going down the road that last time. |
Third Mustang
Coming out of bankruptcy, I borrowed $1500 from good friend Susie O'Brien so I could get a
1965 Mustang coupe, red, real nice shape. It was my only car for a long time.
I really liked that car,
but after several years exposed to the oceanfront weather, it was rusted through and
falling apart around me. Business was getting good, so I could afford something
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New BMW M6
I got my first new car in a long time, a BMW M6, dark blue with blue/gray interior. It was a decent looking ride, but eventually I needed more power, and something more sporty. This BMW was my first German road car and it will probably be my last. There is an old saying among Ferrari owners: The difference between a German car and a Ferrari is like the difference between artificial insemination and mad, passionate lovemaking. Once you go Ferrari, all other automobiles are boring. |
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My 4th Ferrari
When I went bankrupt in 1983, I had to give up my prized
Ferrari 275GTB (mentioned above). For the next 9 years my goal was to recapture this prize,
and I worked long, long hours in front of my computer screen, on top of which was a model
of this great car. It was to remind me of my bankruptcy, and that toys should not be
bought on credit, and to keep me focused on my goals.
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First Corvette
Way back in 1959 Carroll Shelby, Jim Hall, and Gary Laughlin decided to build
a special car that would challenge the world domination of Ferrari in the racing
game. As any car nut knows, Shelby finally did it in 1963 with his Ford powered
Cobra. However, his first attempt was with the Chevrolet Corvette based prototype
shown here.
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Viper GTS![]() The 1996 Viper GTS was the most powerful (450hp, v-10, 188mph) American automobile available when I became mesmerized by its awesome good looks and bucket loads of torque. This blue and white Batmobile was my daily driver for about 5 years. Just smash down on the gas and it goes FAST, and NOW. I really like the visceral feeling you get with that car. Lots of G-forces. Great for driving the mountain roads between Del Mar and the desert. Painfully bad seats, but the fun makes up for it! The Viper is so painful to drive, and has such a low ground clearance in front, that I figured I needed something a little more mellow for getting around town. Everywhere you go in this car people are pointing and gawking at you and giving you the thumbs-up or mahalo signs. There is just no way you can be anonymous in this car. It's amazing that a hermit like me could stay with such a car for so long. |
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Third JagIn October 2000 I took delivery of the first 2001 Jag XK8 convertible to be sold in San Diego. It has a Pacific blue exterior, ivory interior, GPS navigation display system and heated seats. A very civilized boulevard cruiser, and my first automatic transmission in about 30 years. The Jag was my daily driver for 5 and a half years, and I only put 33,000 miles on it in all that time. Hermits don't get out much! |
First Brand-New Ferrari
On April 3, 2000, the day after the biplane flew away to be sold, I ordered a 2000 Ferrari 550 Maranello (485 hp, v-12, 199mph, 0-60 in 4.3 seconds) from Ferrari of Orange County, for delivery in December 2000. The plan was that by then the biplane would be sold and the Ferrari would be paid for with the money from the biplane. Then, the Viper gets sold. Well, that was the plan, but you know plans have a way of changing...
The Maranello arrived in November 2000, a couple of weeks early. I ordered it in "Tour de France" medium blue, with Bordeaux leather, the same color as the cockpit in the biplane, so I would feel right at home. Other options ordered include red calipers and the modular wheels. It came standard with a 6 CD changer mounted in the trunk. It has no spare tire, only an air bottle for emergency use. I figured I would do some racing with it as well, but then that never really happened... unless you count that run in the desert with the Ferrari Owners' Club, (see Driving Impressions story below). I picked up a few paint chips in the nose on that trick, but it was well worth the memories. Sure gets the heart rate up! There was only one other time that I went faster on the ground, and that was in the Concorde, which takes off only after getting up to 250mph on the runway. Yikes!!!
When you order a new Ferrari, the dealer takes your substantial (but refundable) deposit, and just puts your name on a list, and you wait on that list until the Ferrari factory calls the dealer and allows them to order a car. That call came on June 12, 2000, and I was faxed the form, in Italian and English, where I indicate how I want the dedication plate to read. This was the first official Ferrari document and it now appears as if I am on the official record books of the Ferrari factory. Totally historic! (I have owned 4 different Ferraris over the years, but this was the first time I ordered one new from the factory.)
Ferrari Maranello Driving Impressions
The Maranello is truly an outstanding automobile. The suspension is pure magic. The driver feels everything he needs to feel, but it is never too much. The Maranello is a rock. It is unbelievably strong in its construction, and very powerful, but you don't notice the power like you do in a Viper GTS. The Maranello is almost boring to drive at speed. There are no surprises. The Modena by comparison is a bucket of bolts with lots more wiggly things happening in the suspension. I think one must stay awake when driving a Modena. The Maranello is a dart. There are no emotions when driving a Maranello. I remember driving it on a run through the desert, with the San Diego Ferrari Owners Club... It was barely a two lane road, with a not insignificant crown on it, and it was covered with light sand and pebbles in spots, and I passed them while going at least 160, and it was certainly a very risky thing to do, with the road being so narrow, and I had never travelled that road before, and I was passing several fast Ferraris in a long line... but I felt somehow strangely confident when I should have been wetting my pants in fear. The Maranello made it all seem so ordinary... The best times in such a supercar are solitary moments, as it is no favor to subject a passenger to the dangers of pushing up against the limits of the Law of Physics. I kept a pilot's log book documenting every drive in this awesome car. It had only 2000 miles on it when it went away forever. It's a long story about why it happened, so I'll save it for when we meet, but the bottom line is that, once again, I became a man who has sold his Ferrari, and a man who is looking forward to his next Ferrari.
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I had the good fortune to drive The First Ferrari 360 Modena Spyder in California! Read the story and see the photos!
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Second CorvetteAfter 5 and a half yearsof boulevard cruising in my Jag XK8 convertible, and with only 32,500 miles on it, I just couldn't take it anymore, and had an itch I couldn't scratch without more horsepower and more toys. One fine Sunday I did the deed and ordered my new car with these specifics: 2 seat convertible, Engine: aluminum block V8, 6 liter, 400 Horsepower, 400 lb./torque @ 4400 RPM, 6500 RPM redline 0-60 in 4.2 seconds (yikes!!) 6-speed paddle shift w/ automatic modes Candy-apple red metallic paint with black interior and top Top: power-folding, includes power tonneau cover, and glass rear window with integral defogger Seats: leather trim, heated, 6-way power adjustable Steering column tilt & power telescoping Universal home remote transmitter 3-channel programmable integrated garage door opener Mirrors: outside power remote control, heated, w/driver side auto-dim Mirror: inside manual day/night w/ compass Headlamps: xenon, high intensity discharge, with automatic exterior lamp control Foglamps: dual halogen Underhood light Daytime running lamps Memory package: presets for mirrors, steering, driver's seat Voice activated navigation system Keyless entry & ignition Head-Up Display: includes readouts for street mode, track mode with g-meter, vehicle speed, engine rpm and readings from key gauges including coolant temperature and oil pressure AM/FM/CD & satellite radio with Bose premium 7-speaker system and MP3 playback Performance package includes: stiffer springs, stabilizer bar, shocks, big brakes with cross-drilled rotors Wipers: intermittent Antenna: hidden, integral Air bags: driver/passenger, dual-stage, frontal and side impact Air conditioning: dual-zone, electronic, with air filtration including pollen filter Run-flat tires. Tire pressure monitoring system. Wheels: Five-spoke Painted Aluminum, 18" x 8.5" front and 19" x 10.0" rear Power Rack and pinion steering, speed sensitive Suspension: 4-wheel independent Traction control Anti-lock brakes (ABS) Weight 3199 lbs.
Actually I got it because it has an integral antenna.
Fast Mikie's Epic Road Trip |
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Cars! Gotta love 'em! |
Wish List!
This is the all-new California model, with front engine V-8 and retractable hard top,
and very strong lines that just make me want to do whatever it takes to get one.
It will probably sell for more than a quarter million, out-the-door (including taxes, etc),
but that's a lot cheaper than the other rides on my wish list. Of course I can't afford
even this cheapo Ferrari right now, that's why it's on my wish list. That, and the fact
that there's going to be a 2 year wait list when it is announced at the Paris Auto Show
in October.
At a current price of over $6 million, this one's currently out of my reach, but if I should ever win the lottery, you'd see me smiling ear to ear in this little red critter, for sure! This is the 1957 Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa with the v-12 engine. Less than 2 dozen were built. I remember a friend bought one of these, as a basket case, a long time ago, and paid $7,500 for it. We all thought he was loony-tunes. Kinda lost track of him over the years, but I sure hope he kept it!
The Ferrari "Enzo" is much more affordable, but still out of my league at 650,000+ dollars each. It sure is visually stunning, and the 217mph top speed and 0-62 time of 3.65 seconds would be even more stunning to experience.
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